.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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