Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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