what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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