I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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