Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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