THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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