AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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