Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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