when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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