Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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