batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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