I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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