i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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