I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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