Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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