I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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