i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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