Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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