I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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