O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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