so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance