her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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I CAN IF I WANT TO