This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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