Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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