she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love having hate sex.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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