Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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