How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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