Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize