He is an equal opportunity slut.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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