"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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