new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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