YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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