Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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