Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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