Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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