I swear she didn't look like that last week.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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