Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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