Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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