I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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