I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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