i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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