is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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