I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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