My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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