Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
