Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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