no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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