Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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