a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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