ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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