He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she told me i tasted like america
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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