what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I need a burrito and a hug.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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