Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.