he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.