And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox