with your own penis?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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