I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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