i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You've changed since you got that strap on
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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