It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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