I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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